稚楚 | zhichu

Trigger/content warnings:
Amputations, Genocide, Gore, Human trafficking, Implied pedophilia, Mind control (sort of), Slavery, Violence

Genre tags:
Action, Slowburn, Mutual pining, Angst, Push-and-pull/not straightforward romance, Hot-blooded, Romance, Humour, Magic, War, Military, Myths and monsters, Futuristic, Flashbacks heavy, Love triangle, Amnesia, (some) Politics, University/campus life, wlw sideship, many sideships, Strong x Strong pairing, based on Chinese mythological creatures

(above info taken from author's own warnings + the maker of this carrd)

🔞🔞NSFW chapters + tags:
Chapter 53: Wet dream, bondage, blowjob, facial, anal sex,
Chapter 94: Uniform, car intercrural
Extra 1: Blowjob, anal sex, a lot of talking
Extra 6: Public toilet, edging/orgasm control, anal sex, losing bladder control

Summary:
Wei Huan, as the sole inheritor of the Nine Phoenix's bloodline, had valiantly sacrificed himself in a counterbattle against a surprise attack. Miraculously, he was reborn in the enemy's side, and had become a weak and pathetic and helpless human being.

In order to find out the truth behind his death, Wei Huan was forced to return to his alma mater—Shan Hai University, the #1 learning institution among monsters, and became the first human student ever accepted. Thus, he unlocked the thrilling school instance dungeon of "I am the only human here".

Putting other issues aside, who Wei Huan was the most terrified of was the bane of his existence from his last life—after all, despite being someone who once had the ability to make nine doubles of himself, he was never able to deceive this Golden Crow every single time.

Wei Huan: Why can you tell that it's me on first look?
Yun Yongzhou: That's because I'm your husband.

[He was never able to keep up his secret identity in his last life, and now in this, will switching to a side account spare him from this fate?]

This novel is also named "Reborn: Forceful Love From the Tyrannical Instructor", "On the Nine Phoenix's Method of Rearing Canary", "I Became My Nemesis' Wife After I Was Reborn" and also "A Guide on How to Perform Solo Crosstalk"

(Everything here is translated by carrd maker.)

About the Characters:
卫桓/Wei Huan
Nine Phoenix/JiufengUsed to be powerful in his previous life and has hope to be powerful again in this · king of setting up red flags + constantly mouthing off shouInherited ability to physically materialise wind from father, and ability to make nine doubles from motherThe only descendant of the Nine Phoenix bloodlineHas 3 stripes of blue that appears on his face. Black wings.Came from reknown military family with a duty to followWent to Fuyao (School of Wind) with his best friendNow a human back in his alma mater
云永昼/Yun Yongzhou
Golden Crow/Jinwu/Three-legged crowSuper powerful cold tsundere beauty gongSeen as the reborn version of the first generation Jinwu, the White JinwuHas the ability to manipulate and create light along with fire, inherited the eye of Xihe (one that allows him to see through any deceptions)Flame mark by his left forehead, the size of a thumb. White wings.From the reknowned Jinwu family, father is a politicianWent to Yansui (School of Fire)Now a military instructor for students

Trigger/content warnings:
Sexual harrassment, sexual assault (side chara, non-graphic), childhood physical abuse, child neglect, drug addiction (side chara)

Genre tags:
Romance, Slowburn, Showbiz, Humour, Boy group, Younger gong (3-4 years), Fake dating (ish) (not really its just homoerotic fanservice), philosophy and mathematics metaphors, gratuitous use of english

🔞🔞NSFW chapters + tags:
Chapter 76: Blowjob, intercrural, dirty talk (theres a lot of that in general)
Chapter 86: Anal sex, losing bladder control
Chapter 93: Drunken sex, anal sex, riding
Chapter 102: Edging/Orgasm control, slight spanking, S-M energy, anal sex
Extra 8: Crossdressing (shou in a dress), mirror, flexibility of a dancer, anal sex

Summary:
Kaleido, a talented but unpopular boy band, shot to fame by chance because of a video shot at the airport. In the video, Pei Tingsong, the youngest and most gong member of the whole group, pinned Fang Juexia Gege against a wall as he gently patted his face with a ticket. Yet Fang Juexia just took the ticket away, biting it as he tidied up his clothes. A “bullying” incident within the group thus transformed into an intense flirting exchange, and the TingJue CP was born.

Netizen: holy sh*t that’s so gong! Kabedon AND a bayonet fight! (internet slang for lovey dovey actions between men)

And thus, the abandoned trump card burdened by rumours of having had sold his body and the legendary rich member with a strong backing were bound together. They had clearly never gotten along since their debut, yet they were now forced to embark on an endless path of selling their fake ship together.

Pei Tingsong was famous for being ‘real’ in the circle, and he had offended many people from his lyrics alone because they were overly ‘real’. But he stressed again and again that he and Fang Juexia were only providing fan service.

CP fan: [Someone who has never been fake is selling a fake ship.] May the philosophy students please explain the paradox to this young student Pei here.

Young Pei: Fine, you guys win.

Juexia: (seriously considers the logic) If B is true, then A is also true; but if A is true, then B should also be true…it really is a paradox.

Young Pei: Fang Juexia, you’re heartless.

(taken from Tler)

About the Characters:

方觉夏/Fang Juexia
Rational + Tenacious beauty shouAce of the group: sing/dance/face slash visual of the group (?)Birthday: June 26 (Cancer)Studied mathematicsRed birthmark by his face
裴听颂/Pei Tingsong
Rebellious + unruly + "overall top energy" gongAlso ace of the group: rap/produce musicBirthday: Chinese New Year Eve/February 17 (according to calculations) (Aquarius)Philosophy major in Peking UniversityDoesn't take anyone's shit

Trigger/content warnings:
Light PTSD, talk of suicide/self-harm, talk of death/dying, homophobia (side chara), highlight to see: accidentally outed (twice)
Note: They are raised together as brothers, the shou moved in very young and the gong was six. They are not blood-related. They fall in love with this layer of identity (brothers) over them and they do face guilt and struggle over it. Please do not read if you are comfortable with such topics. Everything is consensual.

Genre tags:
Romance, Slowburn, Mutual pining, Hurt/comfort, Angst, Slice of life, School life, Age progression, Timeskip, Flashbacks, Childhood friends to lovers, Older gong (3 years), allergy metaphors, the very adorable mc (not strong x strong), Separation anxiety (?), Touch-starved

🔞🔞NSFW chapters + tags:
Chapter 66: Handjob, blowjob, facial
Chapter 73: Phone sex
Chapter 77: Anal sex, Dom-sub energy (tbh just apply this to them/every scene in general)
Chapter 81: Blowjob, public intercrural
Chapter 86: Spanking, blindfold, blowjob, anal sex
Chapter 94: Edging, orgasm control, coming dry, blowjob, begging kink (??)

Summary:

You can read the translator's rec post here too!

Song Yu has three requirements for Yue Zhishi:

– You cannot call me gege in public.
– We won’t do anything together in public.
– You cannot let other people know you live with me.

Yue Zhishi has always been obediently following these rules. They were practically strangers at school. At the opening ceremony, he suddenly collapsed due to an allergy-related asthma attack, sending everything into chaos. At this moment, the student representative Song Yu suddenly stopped speaking…….

That night, a hot post appeared on the school forum.

【Shock!! Our junior high school department male idol and our senior high school department male idol are actually ‘brothers’!】

—————-

Ever since his father brought back a mixed-race baby when he was six years old, Song Yu’s life has been completely entangled by this clingy little guy who couldn’t speak Chinese well.

Le Le who was in kindergarten: Xiao Yu gege, my classmate said today that he has a beautiful sister-in-law. What is a sister-in-law?
Song Yu: His older brother’s wife.
Le Le: No! I don’t want a sister-in-law!
Song Yu: ……..
Le Le: I’ll be your sister-in-law! (Something isn’t quite right…….)
Song Yu: Please study up on Chinese familial relationships.
Le Le: Wait, wait. I’ll be my sister-in-law!
Song Yu: ……

(taken from Tler)

About the Characters

乐知时/Yue Zhishi
mixed-race, obedient and straight forward puppy-like shouBirthday: October 10 (Libra)Severely allergic to wheatNickname: Le Le
宋煜/Song Yu
Mouth says one thing but body does the other, cat-like gongBirthday: November 01 (Scorpio)Really does care about Yue Zhishi a lotDefinition of repression and restraint
*Some info like character type descriptions are taken from TLer)